Wednesday, 26 March 2014

Day 31 - I will be home for Christmas

Norman and I had a bit of an argument this morning.  Last night he polished off another one of our bottles of rum.  We brought this one to replace the last one that I am sure he drank.  We brought it back to the hostel, left it in the fridge whilst we went out to have our evening dosage of lobster and by the time we return the bottle was empty.  We had only been gone for an hour.  I was almost impressed with Norman for being able to drink so much cheap rum in such a short space of time.  He didn’t deny it when I asked him either.  He just smiled at me with this smug grin, like a child who had done something naughty.  There was no point talking to him now, trying to raise any serious point to someone who is heavily intoxicated is always a waste of time, so we waited until this morning.

He was sat outside on the chair by the door, he often liked sitting on that stair staring into the horizon looking sorry for himself.  “You have got to sort your shit out” was pretty much the theme of our morning conversation but I don’t think our conversation was going to make any difference.  The fact that he had his passport stolen along with all but one of his credit cards hadn’t stopped him from drinking.  How bad would things have to get before he decided enough was enough? 

Tropical rain


Anyway on a more positive note it was sunny this morning.  Olivia and I and a few others in the hostel decided to take this opportunity to paddle around the island in canoes.  The weather was good for an hour as we paddled north along the section of island that was separated from the main island at the split.  This island is generally uninhabited but a few locals do live here.  “Come to my beach, it is a nudist beach” shouted one man stood on a vacant beach.  “Only the girls are allowed though” he continued.  I think he was half joking and half being serious.  I had been out with Olivia and other girls during my time on Caye Caulker and I had witnessed how Caribbean men tried to flirt with girls, it is very direct.  I will probably talk more about this topic soon as I find it quite amusing.

We originally decided we would try and circumnavigate the whole island but after half an hour we decided this island was a lot bigger than we had originally thought.  The skies had begun to change colour as well from blue to deep grey.  It looked like the next localized rainstorm was coming.  We had nearly made it back to the hostel when the winds picked up and the temperature suddenly dropped.  The telltale signs that a rainstorm was imminent.  It hit us when we were minutes away from the hostel, a lashing of intense rain coming down diagonally from the sky.  It was both slightly uncomfortable and very revitalizing at the same time.  Tropical rain is different from normal rain you get back in England.  It is hard to describe but it just makes you feel alive.

The jungle, it is where we all started


When we got back to the hostel I was surprised to see Norman had packed up all his stuff and was on his way out of the hostel.  “I am being kicked out” he said.  “You reported me, didn’t you?” he asked me in a sorry voice.  “No I didn’t, we sorted out all our issues this morning” I replied.  I hadn’t reported him, I don’t think anyone had but they didn’t need to.  Norman’s drunken antics where well known to everyone in the hostel including the staff.  It was only a matter of time before they were going to kick him out.  “Where are you going to go?” I asked him.  “I think, I am going to the jungle” he said, “It is where we all started” he said with an odd look of realization on his face.  I was half expecting to see him in a few days walking around town naked carrying a spear throwing his own poo at people but I never saw Norman again.  Before he left to go to “the jungle” he turned to me and said, “I know I keep saying this, but you really remind me of an author”.  I wonder what fate has become of Norman?

It was time to move on from Caye Caulker, Olivia was going to head to Cancun to fly back home to England and I was going to return to Flores where I ordered a replacement debit card to be sent to.  From there I would continue my journey to Guatemala’s former capital city of Antigua and then eventually onto Panama City.  However my plans changed after I spoke to my family.  “Why don’t you come back home with Olivia?” they asked.  At first I dismissed this idea.  I didn’t want my journey to end now and I didn’t want the fact that I had lost my card and phone to affect my trip, but in truth it did.  I had no access to money so I had been borrowing off Olivia for the past 2 weeks.  I would have to borrow more off her to get through the Belizean and Guatemalan borders and back to Flores.  But what if it wasn’t enough or if I lost the money on the way? I could get stuck at a border with no money and no way of contacting anyone.  It did make more sense to return home with Olivia where I could sort my stuff out and continue my trip early next year.  I also liked the idea of being home for Christmas.  I missed my family last Christmas as I was living in Tasmania at the time.

We left Caye Caulker behind in the water taxi dodging localized rainstorms across the sea.  We could see them all around us, like huge grey pillars holding up the sky.  The rest of the journey to Cancun consisted of a night bus and various border checkpoints. We eventually made it to Cancun airport the following afternoon.  Olivia’s flight was several hours before mine so we said our goodbyes at the airport. 

I will be home soon


I had a long wait for my flight so I decided to pass the time by writing.  However this was difficult as I had packed my writing book into my main bag that I had checked in.  I searched the shops in the airport looking for a notepad or something suitable for writing and the only thing I could find was a Hello Kitty notebook in the duty free shop.  The girl at the checkout gave me some strange looks, a 26 year old guy buying a bright pink Hello Kitty notebook.  “You cannot open this until you have reached your destination” she said whilst sealing it into a bag labelled “Duty Free”.  “Well, there goes my plan of writing for the next 20 odd hours.... or I could just open it” I thought to myself.


I sat down in the departure lounge and ripped open the forbidden bag.  I was expecting an alarm to go off and a squad of duty free police men to jump me, but this didn’t happen.  It was just a bag.  The rest of the journey passed without incident.  Many stories were written, many in-flight movies were watched and this being an Air France flight many miniature bottles of red wine were drunk.  I was only a few hours away now, I was looking forward to seeing my family and friends again.  This wasn’t the end of my trip, just a break whilst I sort my stuff out.  My trip would resume in 2014 but right now I just wanted to get home.  I was looking forward to being home for Christmas.

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